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Oh, the Mountains You'll Ski!
Oh, the Mountains You'll Ski! - A Parody by Dr. Chutes
Skiers of all ages will enjoy this fun, colorful private lesson about the realities of life on the Slopes ! This book a Lifetime Season Pass for the snow sports lover in your family, providing year-round access to the joy of the mountains in the wintertime. 64 full color pages in Hardback and Paperback
Wahoo! The snow is finally flying today. It’s up in the high places! You must get up and get moving along on your way!
Will your life be better because you learned to ski? Absolutely, You'll see! (I give you a 110% percent guarantee)
You’re fast as a rocket when you’re skiing downhill. You'll zoom past your crew like they’re standing still. Whatever mountain you’re on, you'll be faster than fast. Whatever route you take down, you’ll rarely be passed.
Conditions can change, and sometimes nothing may look fit for descent. When this happens, you must go somewhere else, where the snow isn’t setting up like cement.
You may arrive on a slope where the runs aren’t on the map. Some trails look enticing, but they could be a trap.
Always ride with a friend and ski in control to avoid launching yourself right off of the run. For tree wells, steep slides, and bruisy bumps are never much fun.